August 23 1990

Female

i am fresh meat in the tattoo industry. just got my license, but still have so much to learn.
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random stuff: my hand is permanently attached to my iphone. the person who has probably influenced me and my life the most would be josh sutton, who took me in as his apprentice. yeah, and if you haven't already noticed, i'm not a fan of capital letters. i smoke too much, curse too much, and have no upper-body strength. i have a strange attraction to/obsession with men with beards- just ask my boyfriend. i have a terrible habit of laughing at inappropriate things/situations. one of my main hobbies is finding weird porn on the internet. i can't cook to save my life. i use google as a spell-checker. i used to know how to swim, but can't anymore. i have a phobia of ladybugs and a phobia of making telephone calls (yes, i know they're silly... no, i can't help them). i'm so fucking touchy-feely. i don't wear brown, because it makes me feel like a turd. i can never keep track of socks. if you sit next to me long enough, i'll doodle all over you. i like to open strange doors, and climb over and/or onto things. i enjoy laying in the grass and rolling down hills. i dominate at scrabble. i like playing video games, even though i'm not so good. i often speak in a shakespearean accent, and buy happy meals just for the toys.
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you can usually find me with just a pencil and my sketchbook. i really love watercolors, but i also am trying my hand at other styles of paint.
my main baby, though... is tattoos!

i know lots of people say this, but i actually, literally love almost EVERY type of music. i don't have any favorites: what i'm listening to depends on my mood, on what i'm feeling like listening to that day. i go through phases; it's always changing...

i read like a fiend. i often read two or three books at a time. i'm always looking for new stuff to read, so (please!) give me recommendations! i like almost all genres, too, and have way too many books that i love to really, honestly, choose just one 'favorite'. but, if it's absolutely necessary, i usually say 'crooked little vein' by warren ellis.

again, with the loving almost everything (if you can't tell, i'm very open to stuff!). but, bloody gorey ones are my favorite, and anything with zombies is good by me! but i'm also really super into documentaries, and animated stuff.

i really do not watch television all that much- my set goes for daaaays without being even looked at, much less turned on. but i am guilty of just buying complete seasons of my favorite shows and watching them like that- right now on my itunes, i have metalocalypse, rick and steve, rocko's modern life, the marvelous misadventures of flapjack, and how i met your mother.

ohman. i'm horribly unathletic. i don't mind watching sports (any sport!), as long as you don't ask me to play!